Salma Hayek is about the best sales pitch you can make for Grown Ups 2 ~ Fashion & Style

Tuesday 16 July 2013

Salma Hayek is about the best sales pitch you can make for Grown Ups 2

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Salma Hayek was all over the place this week quelling the mad uproar from desperate souls who've been waiting with tortured, painful, agonizing anticipation on the release of the sequel to the original GROWN UPS, GROWN UPS 2. Okay, there is no one anywhere who feels that way, but that's no reason for Salma to abandon her healthy work ethic and not promote the shit out her movie the way she does with everything else she's in. Looks like she's doing a little Spanish teaching there in that first set of pics. I actually had a pretty hot Spanish teacher back in the day. She was kind of a MILFy type who wore a lot of tight dresses and had a s**y accent. Not unlike Salma actually, although I don't recall Mrs. Vasquez ever giving everyone an upskirt while vigorously discussing the difference between "tu" and "usted."

Of course, the Mexican talk shows weren't sufficient for Salma's media blitz. She had to do both the morning shows and late night shows as well, then get dressed up for a 5th or 6th time for the premiere. Man, that's a lot of work for a shitty Sandler movie. I'm not sure such a shit franchise deserves that much dedication. What I do know for certain is that we all deserve as much Salma goodness as we can get. So here's a buttload of it for you to drool over. Go crazy.